THIS ISN'T HELPING.
wtf. okay I've never crushed on an athlete before, so I totally am not prepared to deal with all of these shirtless pictures.
FANGIRLING OHNO: It's very srs bizness.
Yeah you show 'em how it's done, sir. You show 'em.
eta: And then I found a youtube vid of him rolling around in chocolate. My brain is officially way beyond the point of being ded.