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Today (by 9:40 a.m.): Bloody Noses - 2, Alex - 0
Dear snoz,
I understand you enjoy causing me to wake up to blood running down my cleavage at 6 in the morning and it's even funny in the shower at 9, but you do realize that next week I will actually giving my blood to a slightly more worthy recipient than the shower drain and it might be nice not lose 45 minutes worth of blood before lunch. You'll get to see plenty of my blood spilled next Tuesday, can't you just wait?
Also, that trick where you make me think it's over then proceed to let the slimy disgusting clot run down my throat as I watch blood start to trickle down my face again? Cute, real cute.
I know my mother loves you and thinks you look very "aristocratic" and "French," but you're seriously on my list.
Remember, it wouldn't be just to spite my face.
Love, Alex
Dear snoz,
I understand you enjoy causing me to wake up to blood running down my cleavage at 6 in the morning and it's even funny in the shower at 9, but you do realize that next week I will actually giving my blood to a slightly more worthy recipient than the shower drain and it might be nice not lose 45 minutes worth of blood before lunch. You'll get to see plenty of my blood spilled next Tuesday, can't you just wait?
Also, that trick where you make me think it's over then proceed to let the slimy disgusting clot run down my throat as I watch blood start to trickle down my face again? Cute, real cute.
I know my mother loves you and thinks you look very "aristocratic" and "French," but you're seriously on my list.
Remember, it wouldn't be just to spite my face.
Love, Alex