Well, that’s a mite draughty now, isn’t it?

[aspara]

Modern life is complicated, you know? There’s so much to think about. Like, every day I have to get up and I have to remember to make sure there’s a towel in reach of the bath, and I have to remember where I left my wallet and keys and phone, and I have to remember to open the window so my west facing room isn’t 95 degrees when I get home, and I

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[allegraslade]

And I thought my Batman-related post was embarassing...!

Sorry you had a rough week. It was going around, I think.

[aspara]

So it seems. What gives? Isn't summer supposed to be fun or something?

[paleblueyes]

Yeah, my friends list is also full of bummers as well! This is a weird summer.

[aspara]

No doubt. Maybe I'll check out your friends page. I'm in the mood for commiseration. Ow. This comment hurt my arm.

[bigeyedem]

that might be the funniest entry i've ever read.

[aspara]

I'm glad you find my senility so amusing. I'm looking forward to the wedding - I've already picked up the 50lb sack of goal I'm giving you as a present.

[bigeyedem]

I hope that was a typo. I know you meant "gold".

[rrhexis]

I must say, that's a pity. It is a uniquely deflating moment when you realize you've been walking around with your fly wide open for who knows how long.

[aspara]

That's particularly true if you were inflated the moment before.

[billyphuz]

i'd say that since you've graduated from rau-skuru you've had more occasions to wear dress slacks than i have in my entire life. it's fair to say that a good oh, 78 to 86 percent of the time i wear such pants i find myself in your breezy predicament. and given the rarity in which i wear dress slacks, it invariably means that i've just completed an interview, attended a funeral, gone to church, done ballroom dancing or something similar when i notice my state.

there's something about the hook-and-button fly that causes me to completely forget the very existence of my zipper.

stay strong, brother.

[aspara]

You jinxed me! For the first time today I made it all the way to the office before I discovered my faux paus, and I think the quasi-hot finnish chick noticed...shoot. I think she noticed because the next time I passed her after correcting said oversight I caught her tooking a long, lingering look at my crotch...okay that part wasn't so bad.

[bugboy3001]

We just want to reassure you that we have not once ever seen you with an unzipped fly. That is all.

[aspara]

Good. That too is all.