Tremble and Quake, for Lo, Patrick Wields the Z-Core Bat

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I bought it. People who say money can't buy happiness need to go out and buy the Z-core. It comes with a 400 day warrantee. Plus, it sings and transforms into a giant robot.

I am its master.
I wield the Z-core bat.
Students of Dentistry beware.