Trompetron Brings the Hammer

[aspara]

So, as y’all know, last night Annie covered the Mock Trial practice for me while I was at the library. Today I got what I chose to interpret as a rather disturbing email from Annie:

Hey Pat

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[steeleagle16]

I just thought I'd drop buy and tell you that my icon kicks your icon's ass now. I mean, just look at yours -- it's black and white. MONOCHROME. Mine's in a light sepia. And not only that, but mine has evil text on it. That's right bitch, ::gangster-wannabe accent:: you had better recognize, dawg, and back off my kool aid before I bomb on your ass. ::gang symbols:: (I picked some of this up from when Christine and I attended high school in the middle of our city's "ghetto," as it is often called by the locals.)

However, we do have some sort of resemblance. I think it's our noses and smiles. Maybe your picture does you injustice, but I know that I have a very bold nose. My nose would dare to stand up against an army. And as for our smiles, we look mischevious, except that you look mischevious in a happy way and I look like a playboy with a penchant for malice.

Ta-ta then.
-Nick the Nonsensical

PS I had to antagonize someone tonight, and I figured I might as well piss off someone intelligent. Enraging rednecks and gangsters just isn't fun anymore. Boo hoo :-(

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[alfpogs]

You look scarier than usual.

I remember you attempting to befriend the local gangstas in the parking lot at school... and then receiving a severe ass beating. You should've known they don't accept Spaniards or snowflakes (in my case) into their clubs. At least I was made one of them by honor. Fuck yea, mah nizzle. I got me a 'gatah wit twankies, naw? I learned all this slang at our beloved magnet high school! ET KILLAZ ROCK DA HOUSE!

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[steeleagle16]

Hey, I never got my ass beat in high school. You must be getting it confused with some other tall, handsome guy. I was untouchable in high school. My supa-fly black belt martial arts skills enabled me to take on up to three gangstaz at a time (four if they had no weapons) in hand-to-hand combat. It never happened because I was a nice guy even to people who should've had their faces smashed in, but I could've done it if necessary.

I stepped on yo ass, snowflake. Y'all best step off or I'm gon' bomb on y'all nigga like da po-pos on Rodney King.

Just for the record, I wrote an entry back in December on how an African-American vertically-challenged man gave me license to say the words, "nigga," (or any variation thereof with the exception of the suffix "-er"), and, "midget."

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[steeleagle16]

We should stop this discussion right now. I mentioned earlier that quarreling with rednecks isn't fun anymore!

'gatah wit twankies--the hell does that mean?

[aspara]

You've got me me beat: I knew what you were talking about until then. What's a 'gatah wit twankies? Will getting one help me cap asses?

Re: 'gatah wit twankies--the hell does that mean?

[alfpogs]

It will definitley help with ass capping and ho slapping.
It's a Lincoln Navigator with 20" rims (I learned another name for rims was "twankies" - go figure) Perhaps that will come in useful in the future.

Re: 'gatah wit twankies--the hell does that mean?

[steeleagle16]

Hmm, fascinating. I never learned that in high school, despite having been bestowed the title of "Honorary Black Man" for a day. Hehehe I didn't know what 'gatah meant, and I assumed "twankies" was another word for "white people." It sounds derrogatory enough. I mean, I wouldn't want to be called a twankie, would you? This word must not be allowed to reach Cubans or Dominicans. Some are black, and they hate Spaniards enough as it is. Maybe they'll transliterate it as "tuánqui" and use it on us. My people will be defenseless, left with nothing to say but, "¿Qué?"