INDIGO ALERT
sent out three resumes today to jobs i really want. SCARY REAL WORLD ALERT IS SO HIGH IT'S ABOVE RED ALERT. THEY HAD TO START USING INDIGO, CAUSE THEY USED UP ALL THE OTHER COLORS.
things i don't have to do:
-dance like Ellen Degeneres in front of an audience of my peers
-write a term paper on the psychological problems of people who think they find Jesus in their food
-watch "Must Love Dogs" ever again
-read Britney Spears' tarot cards
-WRITE A SENIOR THESIS MOTHAFUCKA! (sorry, had to.)
things i don't have to do:
-dance like Ellen Degeneres in front of an audience of my peers
-write a term paper on the psychological problems of people who think they find Jesus in their food
-watch "Must Love Dogs" ever again
-read Britney Spears' tarot cards
-WRITE A SENIOR THESIS MOTHAFUCKA! (sorry, had to.)