15th Teddy Bear [Action/Video]

[asobouyo]

[Elicia sits near the school like she usual does when it gets out, but she's got a new book in her hands-a fairytale book, given to her by Derek (unknowingly, the sneaky vampire hunter). She's already had quite a spike in energy when it comes to writing storybooks, as you can very well see if you were involved in her hideous log.

Forgive her, she's

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[markofthewise]

Artic hippos, armadillo wolves, buffalo yaks, koala otters, polar leopards, turtle seals, otter penguins, polar bear dogs... yeah. Don't worry, they don't get lonely. They mostly get eaten by each other.

[Tactful, yes.]

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[markofthebrave]

Sokka!

[markofthebrave]

No, don't worry. There are plenty of other polar bears.

[markofthewise]

[What's your problem, Katara? We knew how to scale fish at Elicia's age!]

That's because they're on the top of the food chain.

[asobouyo]

[W-wibbling and hugging her doll now.]

F-food chain...?

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[markofthebrave]

[Her brother is an idiot.]

[markofthebrave]

Food chain [Whatever your name is, vaguely familiar little girl]. Every animal has to eat, right? And when you're surrounded by snow and ice, there isn't any grass to eat.

[Try not to screw up the rest of this explanation, Sokka.]

[markofthewise]

So they eat each other. [You take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and there you have... the facts of life.]

[asobouyo]

Y-you mean-s-so what do polar bears eat... if they're on the toppest part...

[markofthewise]

Pretty much anything big and meaty they can catch. Of course, wild polar bear dogs usually work in packs, so they can even take down an artic hippo if they can corner it. I'm not sure how it works for just... polar bears.

[markofthebrave]

[...okay, that answer was not horrible. So she is just going to try to move that right along.]

So the polar bears - and the polarbear dogs, are very strong. And they take care of their family very well. Their cubs are so cute!

[asobouyo]

[Yeah, that wasn't nearly as scarring as it could've been. Good job, Sokka. B|]

Cubs...! That means baby polar bear, right?

[asobouyo]

...

I've never heard of polarbear dogs, though...

[markofthewise]

[YET. YET.]

... yeah. Polarbear Dogs are pretty much exclusive to our world.

[markofthebrave]

Some of them can be tamed. We used to have one - they were great to have around the village.

[asobouyo]

Do they bark like puppies? And lick your cheek when you say hi? And go for walks and do tricks?