6th Teddy Bear [Video]

[asobouyo]

[Elicia's looking chipper and happy, as usual~! A little groggy, like someone who's ready to nap, but smiling.]

I keep having a bad dream. But mama told me before it wasn't real, so I shouldn't let it make me worried! Dreams are just imaginary. They don't do anything when you wake up, so you definitely shouldn't be scared of them, okay?? [Her,

Comments

[lists_to_port]

Going to people's houses and asking nicely for the candy? Thought you were a pirate, little lass.

[asobouyo]

W-well, if they don't give you candy, then you can pull a trick on them! So it's like being a pirate, 'cause you're being all-all pirate-y!

[lists_to_port]

Perhaps--do you threaten them properly, first?

[asobouyo]

Um, um! You tell them to smell your feet and give you something good to eat! Is that good enough?

[lists_to_port]

Well NO it's not good enough! Where's the part about "hanging your intestines from the highest raven's nest"? What about letting them know your feelings on redecorating the new dining room with a crimson spray of their arterial juices? What about yelling "ARRRR!" first, at least?

[asobouyo]

...

[asobouyo]

Ewwww, that's gross, Mr. Uncle Jack. I just want some candy.

[lists_to_port]

Well how are you meant to learn to sack and pillage properly if you don't practice on the small things first?

[asobouyo]

What's 'sack and pillage' mean?

[lists_to_port]

It's when you raid and steal from an entire TOWN, little pirate.

[asobouyo]

...But I'm too tiny to steal from a whole town.

[lists_to_port]

Nonsense! You'll have them on their knees in no time at all.

[asobouyo]

...Hmm... But Mr. Bob said we all need to use love and peace! That doesn't sound like a love and peace pirate...

[lists_to_port]

"Mister Bob" said that, did he? Well you tell him Uncle Jack disagrees and has been teaching you the true way of things, savvy?

[asobouyo]

Ooooh-okay, I'll tell him!

[Goodness, this will be a battle of peace and piracy.]

[lists_to_port]

Good lass! [If Jack is right and Bob is actually VASH, then the battle could be one of awkward and EVEN MORE AWKWARD.]