In an effort to be more positive, I present a small list of things I like. Perhaps you like them too! What's on your list? I decided to stop at 20.
Going to the movies (anything funny or remotely exciting)
Peanut butter, lettuce, and mayo sandwiches
Queen
Smokey BBQ Burgers from Charlie Brown's
Spiderman
Kit-kats
Snow
Fireworks
That song they play at Christmas time about the girl who keeps missing out on this guy and then they meet at the store buying cranberry sauce
Duran Duran
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Reese's peanut butter cups
Placing the order at work
Halloween
Funny TV commercials
onDemand
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
The Fantastic Four
Video games that are outside the norm, less Gears of War and more Katamari Damacy
This picture:
There you go, 20 things I like! And so help me, if someone were to malign even one thing on this list, even in passing, I would light upon them with a fury unlike anything encountered by modern man.