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[asmoron]

"Chase just agreed with her because he didn't want to lose his all access pass to her love rug"

"They're sleeping together?"

"If by sleeping together you mean having sex in the janitors closet..."

"HERE!?"

"No, the janitor's closet at the local high school... GO TIGERCATS!... Do you have one of those camera phones, cause I've got a Myspace

Comments

[roxtoyz]

(20:11:03) roxtoyz: IS THAT THE VIEW FROM YUBA CITY
(20:11:04) roxtoyz: why the fuck
(20:11:13) roxtoyz: would he drive all the way to reno
(20:11:18) roxtoyz: thats like almost 1000 miles
(20:11:22) turbo fag fuel: really
(20:11:28) roxtoyz: well its 300 from me
(20:11:30) turbo fag fuel: hey i heard some guy shot a man there once just to watch him die
(20:11:33) roxtoyz: and he lives like 600 from me i think
(20:11:41) turbo fag fuel: thats retarded math
(20:11:58) turbo fag fuel: i could live 500 miles from something and you live 300 miles from me but you could live 200 miles from it
(20:12:04) turbo fag fuel: dumbass
(20:12:12) roxtoyz: w/e
(20:12:18) turbo fag fuel: ill just mapquest it hold your horses
(20:12:21) roxtoyz: reno is really far from northern cali
(20:13:03) turbo fag fuel: wait
(20:13:04) turbo fag fuel: he has a car
(20:13:05) turbo fag fuel: wtf
(20:13:08) roxtoyz: lol
(20:13:26) turbo fag fuel: warning MapQuest found a similar location for "reno, ca 89501". Please select "Get Directions" or revise your search.
(20:13:35) roxtoyz: oops
(20:13:37) turbo fag fuel: reno is in neveda
(20:13:37) turbo fag fuel: moron
(20:13:39) turbo fag fuel: its not in cali
(20:13:41) roxtoyz: wtf is reno california
(20:13:44) roxtoyz: i know that
(20:13:45) roxtoyz: dumb ass
(20:13:46) turbo fag fuel: youre in an idiot
(20:13:48) turbo fag fuel: lmao
(20:13:51) turbo fag fuel: whoops
(20:13:52) turbo fag fuel: in an
(20:14:09) turbo fag fuel:

Total Est. Distance: 140.73 miles

(20:14:12) turbo fag fuel: Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 34 minutes
(20:14:14) turbo fag fuel: FAIL HARDER
(20:14:16) roxtoyz: dude
(20:14:21) roxtoyz: what
(20:14:23) turbo fag fuel: he probably spends 2 and a half hours sucking dick
(20:14:27) turbo fag fuel: i mean posting on 4chan
(20:14:32) roxtoyz: yuba city is not 150 miles from yuba
(20:14:35) turbo fag fuel: why wouldnt he drive 21/2 hours to play some house of the dead

[asmoron]

Do you two do anything other than yammer on about and be completely obsessed with me?

Think maybe there's a reason I haven't given you my AIM SN?
And stop sitting on my LJ hitting refresh every 5 minutes you faggots.

[mister_daruma]

This AIM convo really reminds me of a sort of Bulk and Skull-esque relationship between the two of them. Just sitting there in the corner cracking on people who couldn't care less they're being cracked on, and high-fiving.

::tuba music::

[asmoron]

Maybe if Bulk and Skull both openly admitted in wanting to scarf on Zack's chocolatey penis.

[asecondchapter]

I'm not even entertained anymore, and I always laugh at your discomfort.

[asmoron]

I also don't go to 4chan due to the fact it's composed entirely of faggots like you, and I don't really need to save any more pictures. Wow wow wow.