For all my smart ladies....

[asmileformiles]

> It is good to be a woman:
>
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
>
> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
> gynecological
> disorder excuses.
>
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
>
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
> dancing.
>
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival
> the Speedo.
>
> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever
> touching her rear end.
>
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to
> make sure our
> privates are still there.
>
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having
> to picture them naked.
>
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are
> aware that we will
> look like an idiot.
>

> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
>
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve
> all your problems.
>
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in
> their presence
> because they aren't listening anyway.