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well, im very glad everyone is getting into these LJ's. im not one to take full credit for getting everyone into it, but yes, yes i did. well, once again i had another great hair day, and once again, the twins were all over it. lisa kept trying to lick it, im like lisa thats weird, why are u licking my hair. and while she was doing that cara was right behind me with scissors trying to cut a sweet feathery lock of hair off. when i confronted cara later about this, she confessed. she told me she was only trying to cut off a lock so that she can clone me. i told her shes creepy. anyways.. today bobby totally made a pass at me. he made a grab for my balls and winked at me, never ever do that again bobby... next time wink with ur left eye, it turns me on muchhhh more. well i guess everyone now knows about those lesbian incest twins. leave comments if u want on how u stand on this.
omg guess what. today in religion i walked by mr. higgins desk to take a tissue and i noticed he wasnt grading papers, but he was doodling. so i sat back down and thought "what could mr. higgins possibly be drawing" so i sat for alittle longer, rubbed my perfect hair, and rubbed a finger along my model-like jaw line. and i figured id tell him that my desk was on fire. so i told him and he came and checked for me, and while he was figuring out where the fire was i looked at his desk and his doodles. there were about 3 or 4 i saw. one was a picture of seth kuhn giving him oral sex, so that weirded me out. then i saw about 2 pictures of me, i knew it was me because the shading on the abs was perfect and it had my name and an arrow pointing to them. anyways, i saw that he drew a picture of me wearing a bear custome holding a sign that said "max is beary hott" that made me nervous.
well now im watching laguna beach since everyone and their mother watches this show. its supposed to be real but its definanlty staged and also all the girls look like models and all the guys look like me, too unreal. and all these wild things happen to them. thats crap.
well anyways, i guess tim and cara are going to homeocming together, this is very exciting. im getting cara a flower lay for her car as a congratulations gift. dont tell her. she wants one so bad. if u tell her then she wont rub my butt anymore. so shhhh
well i will be off to bed now.
and once again, for the record, i do my best journals in the nude.
love,
max
omg guess what. today in religion i walked by mr. higgins desk to take a tissue and i noticed he wasnt grading papers, but he was doodling. so i sat back down and thought "what could mr. higgins possibly be drawing" so i sat for alittle longer, rubbed my perfect hair, and rubbed a finger along my model-like jaw line. and i figured id tell him that my desk was on fire. so i told him and he came and checked for me, and while he was figuring out where the fire was i looked at his desk and his doodles. there were about 3 or 4 i saw. one was a picture of seth kuhn giving him oral sex, so that weirded me out. then i saw about 2 pictures of me, i knew it was me because the shading on the abs was perfect and it had my name and an arrow pointing to them. anyways, i saw that he drew a picture of me wearing a bear custome holding a sign that said "max is beary hott" that made me nervous.
well now im watching laguna beach since everyone and their mother watches this show. its supposed to be real but its definanlty staged and also all the girls look like models and all the guys look like me, too unreal. and all these wild things happen to them. thats crap.
well anyways, i guess tim and cara are going to homeocming together, this is very exciting. im getting cara a flower lay for her car as a congratulations gift. dont tell her. she wants one so bad. if u tell her then she wont rub my butt anymore. so shhhh
well i will be off to bed now.
and once again, for the record, i do my best journals in the nude.
love,
max