ISLANDERS OPENING NIGHT
attention!
if you have a penis:
get the fuck away from me and don't even try to fucking get with me or whatever you have planned in your tiny little brain; i will rip your dick off faster than you can say y'all. or i'll ruin your life in some other manner. i'm so sick of everyones bullshit and whining that i don't pay enough attention to them. fuck all of that, i'm staying single foreverrrrr.
i've got two dicks in my life and that's all i need. one of them is matthew schwartz'. we'll leave it at that.
and! i'm completely done with people talking to me with absolutely no respect. joking around is one thing, but too many people push the limit these days. if you want to talk to me like i'm some kind of cheap whore, then i'll just charge you for the time of our conversation. lord knows i need the cash.
so shuttt the fuckkkk upppp.
if you have a penis:
get the fuck away from me and don't even try to fucking get with me or whatever you have planned in your tiny little brain; i will rip your dick off faster than you can say y'all. or i'll ruin your life in some other manner. i'm so sick of everyones bullshit and whining that i don't pay enough attention to them. fuck all of that, i'm staying single foreverrrrr.
i've got two dicks in my life and that's all i need. one of them is matthew schwartz'. we'll leave it at that.
and! i'm completely done with people talking to me with absolutely no respect. joking around is one thing, but too many people push the limit these days. if you want to talk to me like i'm some kind of cheap whore, then i'll just charge you for the time of our conversation. lord knows i need the cash.
so shuttt the fuckkkk upppp.