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Well I thought I'd better start using this thing in a hope to meet new people... connect.. network...etc.. and ultimately try to amuse and better myself with the communication of other human types. I'm skeptical I guess.
So... lets start with a confessional...
I don't have a father so I confess to my devil ducky.
Forgive me devil ducky for I have sinned......
Out of boredom and an obsessive compulsive need to organize things as a means to calm my inner bitch, I collect and organize porn!!!
MOUNDS OF IT!!!!
I bet around 5GB pass though my laptop a week and it's all just porn.
Let me explain myself.
(nostalgic music & fog. Interior, Christmas day, 1991)
I get a box from a distant relative with comic strip for wrapping paper. When I shake it, it sounds like a box of sand.
Finally I open it and inside is a long rectangular box of about 1,000 baseball cards. Of course being the young intellectual homo I was at the time.. I immediately snorted and declared... "eww... sports!" But I at least took them out and casually flipped though them on the chance that there was some mystical macho thing that was going to hit me and I was going to understand why countless boys my age wasted time and money on such mindless activities as baseball card collecting. Perhaps I was missing out on something. I wasn't. But I quickly found some alternative use for them...
AND NO, I DID NOT JACK OFF TO THE PICTURES OF THE GUYS ON THE CARDS... JESUS!!!
Since I had the cards out and came to the conclusion what a shitty gift it was, I started to put them back in when I decided I might as well organize them by team.
OMG HOW MUCH FUN!!!
Something enticing and ultimately emotionally fulfilling welled up inside of me as I spent countless hours organizing and reorganizing those baseball cards, sometimes by team, or year, by position, etc... There was something peaceful and serene about it. Like I was doing something good. Like I was making the world a better place by keeping these shitty cards in a well organized, neat, and properly placed order.
Well somewhere along the line I lost the cards or something. I moved a couple of times since then so maybe that was it.
So now i have a new hobby. I organize porn. I download it.. and organize it into various folders with sub-headings. I put all the twinks into one folder... all the rimming into another... solo jack off... cum shots... bears... group sex.. etc... videos and pictures.
I myself do not like porn. I rarely masturbate and the flickering images of perfect bodies don't do much for me. I'm too much of a cuddler I think. The porn is pretty but it can't hold me. The reason I have chosen porn as a medium to exhaust my need to organize is because it helps others as well. I'm killing two birds with one stone I guess. I get to organize and give myself peace... and all my friends get hours of meat beating entertainment.
Most of my friends get regular updated editions of new goods to wack their bishop too. It's a win win situation I guess. Very mutual to say the least. Thank god for porn... it brings peace to so many people's restless minds.