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So some guy in England went into the hospital for a triple bypass surgery, and when he woke up, his THREE wives were there to meet him, and obviously quite pissed because they didn't know about the others.
Honestly, how does something like that happen?
And why would a guy EVER need 3 wives???
So anyways...he ended up getting a 70 Pound ($126) fine for Double bigamy, and a suspended sentence of 4 months in jail.
Ok...so on to ME...
Yesterday was my "big day"....and boy did I look special in my Tiara and wedding dress.
We had a little get-together with friends. Marjorie and Hubert came, but Jeremy was nowhere to be found. Maybe it's because Salad Fingers has eaten Jeremy/His Own Head in the recent installment of Salad Fingers.
(see www.fat-pie.com, click on "Cartoons" and watch Salad Fingers #6).
I basically just got money & a fridge full of ice cream from my grampa (uh...thanks gramps?), a bag & cake from my mom, a Coach wallet & a Nordstroms Gift Certificate from my dad, and an adorable painting from my little brother.
So now I have to figure out how to spend my Gift Certificate.
FUN!!!
Ugg Boots or Moon Boots?
♥ Lauren
P.S. I've decided that someone needs to get me Conor Oberst for my birthday. Not the Bright Eyes CD, just him.