Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I helped theincomparable hide a body (-173 points). In October I turned facerocker in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I broke reggaeryan25's X-Box (-12 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I helped poppyseedaddict see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1186 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
aslin