"You must have just the right bullets, and the first one's always free..." - T. Waitsaslan_of_narniaAugust 21 2005, 18:46:41 UTC
Nonsense, lady; good company and a Killians is definately enough to get me to go somewhere. Soonest class is this Thurs., tho I was really hoping for something that fell on a weekend. You cool with that? At this point, probably, just to get me driving again. Speaking of such things, my tincture seems to help. Not the miracle cure I was hoping for, but Magic Bullets are scare these days, aren't they?
You may have a good point with Jess... "Jess, I need some cigarettes... Ooh, and would you rent me a movie on the way out here? Please??"
A nice, smoky gouda? Hmm, well, that kinda scares me, what with all the times I've told Mikki she can "eat me," I'd be afraid she just might devour my skinny ass if I tasted like a wheel of gouda (you KNOW Jess is gonna reply to that line).
I dunno, babe, I'd have to say you're much sharper than I am, especially in writing. And there's a place for vitriolic wit. Not enough of it in this world. Hunter Thompson's dead, someone's gotta spew bile in a funny way, staining the white dress shirts of those around them, and yelling "club soda, you fuckers! Club soda! See if you can get that shit off of you!" It's good to know that people still think I'm quick; I've been under the impression that I'm getting more and more dull as the years go by.
Soon as I have my license, I plan to come celebrate with you guys. So, steal one of my cats, stake it in the yard, and leave directions. On second thought, maybe not a cat, as I can't see myself in any hurry to get one back...
You may have a good point with Jess... "Jess, I need some cigarettes... Ooh, and would you rent me a movie on the way out here? Please??"
A nice, smoky gouda? Hmm, well, that kinda scares me, what with all the times I've told Mikki she can "eat me," I'd be afraid she just might devour my skinny ass if I tasted like a wheel of gouda (you KNOW Jess is gonna reply to that line).
I dunno, babe, I'd have to say you're much sharper than I am, especially in writing. And there's a place for vitriolic wit. Not enough of it in this world. Hunter Thompson's dead, someone's gotta spew bile in a funny way, staining the white dress shirts of those around them, and yelling "club soda, you fuckers! Club soda! See if you can get that shit off of you!" It's good to know that people still think I'm quick; I've been under the impression that I'm getting more and more dull as the years go by.
Soon as I have my license, I plan to come celebrate with you guys. So, steal one of my cats, stake it in the yard, and leave directions. On second thought, maybe not a cat, as I can't see myself in any hurry to get one back...
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