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THE CAT WASHING MACHINE!
Take your cat, and a bottle of shampoo or soap of your choice. Squirt a generous amount of preferred soap into your toilet.
Now, you must place your cat in the toilet, and QUICKLY, I cannot stress this enough, QUICKLY slam the lid down. Then sit on the lid.
Flush once to wash, twice to rinse.
Now comes the tricky part: make certain your bathroom door is open, then VERY quickly lift the lid and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE CAT'S WAY! Watch in delight as your freshly washed cat breaks the sound barrier, and count your fingers to make sure they're all still there.
Take your cat, and a bottle of shampoo or soap of your choice. Squirt a generous amount of preferred soap into your toilet.
Now, you must place your cat in the toilet, and QUICKLY, I cannot stress this enough, QUICKLY slam the lid down. Then sit on the lid.
Flush once to wash, twice to rinse.
Now comes the tricky part: make certain your bathroom door is open, then VERY quickly lift the lid and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE CAT'S WAY! Watch in delight as your freshly washed cat breaks the sound barrier, and count your fingers to make sure they're all still there.