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Holiday Joy

Dec 20, 2003 20:13

I realize that I am rather fortunate and amazing to have been blessed with rebirthing myself from merely sheer will and spells, however, these scales are a tad... itchy. I think perhaps it is my first time to shed a bit of that skin and it's making me rather irritable of late. I had one of those... muggle colds... I'm not sure how I got it, to be ( Read more... )

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fantomeq December 20 2003, 18:21:20 UTC

My lord, I do not have a cold, so you will not have to kill me. I can give you menthol-eucalyptus poultice to ease your cold symptoms and some aloe for your skin. Should you choose to shed it, I'm sure you will look more glorious than ever before. Can I keep the skin? I would like to sleep with it in my bed.

That sounds like the best plan yet to get rid of Potter! I wish you great success!

I worship you always,
Fantomeq

askvoldemort December 20 2003, 18:27:52 UTC

How would I know that you would not use my skin for evil doings that I do not approve of? Severus is making me some manner of potion to ease my pain, and I am keeping fluids going through me such as mulled wine. This seems to ease my symptoms as well. Or perhaps I merely do not care any longer.

fantomeq December 20 2003, 19:14:10 UTC

I just wanted to cuddle your skin, my Lord. Perhaps I could lend you my blanket, so that you could sleep with it and it would smell of you. It's very difficult to be away from your presence, and it would ease my sorrow.

Wine will help you care less about your illness, to be sure. And it's good that Severus is such a loyal servant.

askvoldemort December 20 2003, 19:26:30 UTC

How have you become so attached to me in such a short span of time? What are you plotting? Do you want something?

fantomeq December 20 2003, 19:38:48 UTC

Your reputation is known throughout the world, master! I've loved you before I knew you and wish only to serve. Give me a task, my lord, and I shall prove my worth! I have all manner of plants at my disposal.

Would two dozen roses please you? I could send along a muggle hand to hold them! What about a Dementor-gram? No, better, I could destroy an orphanage and erect a statue in your honor on its ruined site! I know you hate orphanages and smelly muggle orphans!

*Throws herself to the floor in supplication*

askvoldemort December 20 2003, 20:36:35 UTC

If you have something I want, I'll take it.

zaki December 21 2003, 12:44:55 UTC

Hmmm, I detect a certain lack of subtlty with this one...You might want to keep an eye on her. Her ideas are not conducive to secrecy (a statue?!) and her eagerness to get her hands on your skin is rather...suspicious.

Might I suggest a background check? ;)

fantomeq December 21 2003, 13:28:14 UTC

I just require a Death Eater training program! My raw, evil talent isn't properly molded yet.

[Love your icon!]

askvoldemort December 21 2003, 13:53:53 UTC

You know, I was thinking the same thing. It is a bit over the top even if I do deserve it.

Important News fantomeq December 22 2003, 08:18:15 UTC

My lord, my lord, I think I've got one!
ch0chang,
the girl who was Cedric's girlfriend has said, that she doesn't believe in good and evil and that Death Eaters just believe in power! She's somewhat close to Potter, as well! I think she either sounds quite malleable or needs to be taught what evil is!

Sorry, my master, I'm dreadfully excited.

Re: Important News askvoldemort December 22 2003, 08:30:34 UTC

I see that you are making her icons already. Very good. Tell her to come and speak with me.

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