I think I shall have to cut Muggles out of my diet. I had been dining on the blood of virgins, but this last one seems to have disagreed with me in some way. Perhaps she was not so pure as advertised. I shall have to have her family exterminated. I keep burping up impure blood. As if it was not disgusting enough going down the first time
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I have been searching for the Muggle who does the headers for the journal of the rest and failed a couple of times. Afterwards, Severus Snape helped me. I should have asked you first my Lord. Do you want your faithful servant to torture her?
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TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE!
Lord Malfoy just accused me of being frivolous. As he is always right, I must not disappoint him.
Bella- whatever you do, don't ask him about his snake. Trust me on this one! *wink, wink*
*darts away*
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You write in such a lighthearted, casual manner, but take it ill when I respond in kind. If you would be so kind as to visit my LJ ere I am banned for life- I have left you a message there.
Or, if you wish, send a minion there in your stead. Unforgivable Curses may not work through a computer screen, but they will work just fine if posted in my LJ world. (Turnabout's fair play, after all!)
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*rolls eyes, takes deep theatrical breath*
AA--
I'm sorry, am I to scream anything in particular, My Lord? Would you prefer panicked pleas for my life, or merely inarticulate shrieks of pain? Or perhaps an empty but heroic, 'you can kill me, but not the human spirit, and love shall always prevail' sort of thing? I think I'd be rather good at that.
Perhaps you'd like simply your name, over and over. Do give me some sort of direction here...
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