Diet

Dec 18, 2003 13:16

I think I shall have to cut Muggles out of my diet. I had been dining on the blood of virgins, but this last one seems to have disagreed with me in some way. Perhaps she was not so pure as advertised. I shall have to have her family exterminated. I keep burping up impure blood. As if it was not disgusting enough going down the first time ( Read more... )

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bellatrix_les December 20 2003, 13:24:17 UTC
My Lord, my blood is always willing to feed you. I'm here to receive orders, my Lord, always.
I have been searching for the Muggle who does the headers for the journal of the rest and failed a couple of times. Afterwards, Severus Snape helped me. I should have asked you first my Lord. Do you want your faithful servant to torture her?

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 13:35:47 UTC
My dear Bella, if I were to take your blood I would be deprived of your wicked presence. This is not something I wish to do, although I'm certain that the elixir of your life fluid would prove most intoxicating. Which muggle do you wish to torture? There is one who is vexing me here on my own journal... perhaps you could find this zaki and let her know that your Lord is not to be trifled with.

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bellatrix_les December 20 2003, 13:41:23 UTC
Always honouring me, my Lord. I was talking about the girl who does those headers for the pitiful Gryffindors. Both weasley girl, Lupin and Severus at first denied any information from her. Now I know who she is and I will torture her to please you.

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 13:46:35 UTC
Ahh... I see. Well, Lucius had a non-muggle that did his. She did not cast in her lot to do mine however and suggested the contest. I think she was afraid if she did one I didn't like that I would torture her. I tortured her anyways for denying me. But in the end, I am pleased with what I have.

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bellatrix_les December 20 2003, 18:17:02 UTC
I have learned my Lord that this girl peppermintpat is a halfblood. She first refused to make a header for your servant but now I succeded to make her see the goods in obeying the Dark Side. I think we can pull her to our side, she might be useful in one way or another.

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 18:25:01 UTC
She made me a header for me, I am well pleased with her, but a half blood, hmm? Well, I suppose that could be overlooked should she do more acts of good service.

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bellatrix_les December 20 2003, 18:43:00 UTC
Either way I'm torturing her. PLEASE?!

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 19:23:40 UTC
Was she naughty in your sight?

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bellatrix_les December 21 2003, 11:39:23 UTC
I wish to, my Lord, Useful, the little girl, but stubborn as the Potters.

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askvoldemort December 21 2003, 11:52:50 UTC
Then you should show her what stubborness buys her.

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bellatrix_les December 21 2003, 13:06:23 UTC
Yes, Master. Though useful, she shall pay for refusing her goods to the Dark Side.

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zaki December 20 2003, 15:52:37 UTC
TSK! I'm flattered!

TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE TRIFLE!

Lord Malfoy just accused me of being frivolous. As he is always right, I must not disappoint him.

Bella- whatever you do, don't ask him about his snake. Trust me on this one! *wink, wink*

*darts away*

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 16:03:39 UTC
You are very close to being banned you little muggle nuisance.

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zaki December 20 2003, 17:46:26 UTC
Calm youself, my Lord Voldemort.

You write in such a lighthearted, casual manner, but take it ill when I respond in kind. If you would be so kind as to visit my LJ ere I am banned for life- I have left you a message there.

Or, if you wish, send a minion there in your stead. Unforgivable Curses may not work through a computer screen, but they will work just fine if posted in my LJ world. (Turnabout's fair play, after all!)

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askvoldemort December 20 2003, 18:03:38 UTC
Scream for me a bit and perhaps I shall let you stay. Even if it is just computer generated screaming. I would post rules, but I do prefer to keep this more casual. This is where I go to relax and have a bit of fun, post my anxieties about being a Dark Lord. It is rather meant to be perhaps, a little bit more amusing than frightening. Although a dark amusing.

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zaki December 20 2003, 18:23:38 UTC
Oh, very well...If I must...
*rolls eyes, takes deep theatrical breath*

AA--

I'm sorry, am I to scream anything in particular, My Lord? Would you prefer panicked pleas for my life, or merely inarticulate shrieks of pain? Or perhaps an empty but heroic, 'you can kill me, but not the human spirit, and love shall always prevail' sort of thing? I think I'd be rather good at that.

Perhaps you'd like simply your name, over and over. Do give me some sort of direction here...

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