Diet

[askvoldemort]

I think I shall have to cut Muggles out of my diet. I had been dining on the blood of virgins, but this last one seems to have disagreed with me in some way. Perhaps she was not so pure as advertised. I shall have to have her family exterminated. I keep burping up impure blood. As if it was not disgusting enough going down the first time

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[dragon_smirk]

**suddenly Apparating**

Dear Voldemort,

I'm afraid we've had little misunderstanding the first time we...met... I know my joke about running to Dumbledore was rather silly and I am most sorry about it.

But I just wanted to tell you that I am not Charlie Weasley, alright...? I'm just a stupid girl whose nickname happens to be Charlie and who also happens to have a fascination for dragons...

Please don't eat my heart...

**and Disapparating just as suddenly**

[askvoldemort]

I still want to eat Charlie Weasley's heart. Your joke notwithstanding, the Weasleys are blood traitors. But your heart might be tastey as well. Stand still a moment....

[dragon_smirk]

**standing still and squeezing her eyes shut**

[askvoldemort]

That really is a bad idea. Are you certain you want to close your eyes while standing before me? Especially knowing how hungry for hearts blood I am?

[dragon_smirk]

**whimpers**

Someone help me please... I'm at Voldemort's mercy and I don't even know how to behave properly...

[fantomeq]

Hey, look, master! I brought the Banshee Poinsettias, and you got a box of tasty hearts in the post! *Waves them around.* Yay, you don't have to eat Charlotte!

[askvoldemort]

I don't know, she still looks rather tastey...

[askvoldemort]

Most people run at this point.

[dragon_smirk]

OK, I'll take my chance but please, don't curse me from behind... That wouldn't be really fair, and I'm sure you like fair fights...

**runs as fast as she can, then remembers that she can Disapparate**

**POUF**

[askvoldemort]

*chuckles*