Play #1 [Arrival] Don't think I'm in Texas anymore...

[askurself_wwrd]

[There’s a man, kid really, sprawled out on the snow. He’s got torn blue jeans, an old Panthers Football tee shirt, a worn denim jacket and a pair of cowboy boots on. He sits up with a groan and looks around, raking a head through his long hair.]

Seven!

[He winces then looks confused because he doesn’t have a hangover…in fact he still feels

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[commarogue]

Someone got fucked up last night...

[askurself_wwrd]

Still got my pants. That ain't fucked up in my book.

So where the hell I end up? 'Cause the only place I can think of within drivin' distance that's got snow is New Mexico and I ain't sure which of us were up to drivin' that far.

Where's Seven and Billy and Lance?

Oh, M'Tim.

[commarogue]

Your face has all the markings of fucked up, buddy.

You new? Shit, I'm not really cut out for this intro garbage. You're in Wonderland. I'm Faith.

[askurself_wwrd]

Sorry Darlin', this is just how my face looks. I might be a lil drunk but that's normal.

New? Wait...Wonderland? Like the porn?

...You Alice?

[Why yes, Faith, he did just space out on his name. You mentioned porn before your name don't deny it. yes you did and he lost track right about there]

[commarogue]

Didn't say it's bad. Just the sign of this place sucking in someone who's not a complete killjoy.

Hang around long enough, and maybe we'll see.

[askurself_wwrd]

So you like to party and every one else sucks?

How long we talkin' Sweetheart? M's'pose to be back in Dillon, Texas this afternoon. Got a friend who's dad died and I sorta ought to be at the funeral.

[commarogue]

Long and short.

Sorry pal, you're stuck here.

[askurself_wwrd]

Well we gotta fix that.

Stuck here? Like Dillon County Jail stuck here or like...Huntsville Texas Prison stuck here?

[commarogue]

Working on it.

Like Gitmo stuck here.

[askurself_wwrd]

Well...fuck.

Now where is here again?

[commarogue]

Ha, damn. You sure you're just drunk still?

[askurself_wwrd]

M'drunk and I woke the hell up in snow. You tell me we're in a porn and this sure as hell don't look like a porn.

[commarogue]

Wasn't lying. You're in Wonderland.

[askurself_wwrd]

Like with the white rabbit and shit?

I ain't the only one who had a kick ass night last night.

So why's everybody wearin' so many clothes?

[commarogue]

Beats the hell out of me. Watch out for crazy shit though. Talking dinosaurs, magic brownies and all. Except for the free food that comes outta the cupboards and freezers. That's golden.

[askurself_wwrd]

Deep fried burritos?

And do we got free beer?