The Chronicles of Nitekneea [Part 4...]

[askthe8ball]

Jesi: I have something to tell you.
Ashley: What, is there something on my butt?
Jesi: No.
Ashley: Is there something on my face?
Jesi: Your nose.
Ashley: Gasp!
[Ashley has a worried look on her face until she realizes what Jesi meant.]
[Then cracking up.]