Sqvished!? Shet. All fucked up.
My baby is dead! Damn fuckers done squashed her. Shes in like 15 pieces. I'm so pissed off.
So I'm picking her up and someone pulls up behind me. I hop back in the wheelie for like 2 seconds to move it and what happens? It turns out that that person is a cop. And he pulled me over.
...meanwhile in blatant view is a gun, a sword and 2 cases of alcohol.
But its all good. I just told him somebody just killed my baby. He understood and told me to drive safe.
Just leave it to me to have the best stories and continue to be awesome.
So I'm picking her up and someone pulls up behind me. I hop back in the wheelie for like 2 seconds to move it and what happens? It turns out that that person is a cop. And he pulled me over.
...meanwhile in blatant view is a gun, a sword and 2 cases of alcohol.
But its all good. I just told him somebody just killed my baby. He understood and told me to drive safe.
Just leave it to me to have the best stories and continue to be awesome.