Random bitch put-downs
My ex-housemate from last year was a reet biatch. to lighten up my livejournal which has been quite frankly dull recently... i decided to write some things to make you laugh... because if you don't laugh you more often than not cry (or eat custard whilst pretending that your a banana, or in Lucy my housemates case, a tree!!!)
ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WELCOME (sounds like some sort of freaky methodist fundraising event)
To futher explain the situation, when i went to the pampering day which the picture below is the result of, she was there and stupidly said "what are you doing here", to which my reply was "the same thing that you're doing here"
However, I realised afterwards, that there were more comments i could have made.
1)They do hair removal not bitch removal
2) The bucks fizz gets rid of your inner bitch.... ooh sorry i mean inhibitions
3)Airbrushing only goes so far, dear!
ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WELCOME (sounds like some sort of freaky methodist fundraising event)
To futher explain the situation, when i went to the pampering day which the picture below is the result of, she was there and stupidly said "what are you doing here", to which my reply was "the same thing that you're doing here"
However, I realised afterwards, that there were more comments i could have made.
1)They do hair removal not bitch removal
2) The bucks fizz gets rid of your inner bitch.... ooh sorry i mean inhibitions
3)Airbrushing only goes so far, dear!