Portal 2: Cave Johnson and the Lemons

Apr 12, 2012 14:11


One of the best quotes from Portal 2: We have Cave Johnson, CEO of the Aperture Science, ranting about lemons, and GlaDos (in potato-form) going "Yeah!" in the background.

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons!
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"




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