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(from yesterday)
did you know you can clean your cloggy showerhead with the same dissolve tablets you use to clean dentures? tr00F!
yesterdizzle was my birthday. i'm now a 23 year old man going on 47. not really, so far i don't have grey hair, wrinkles, or a narrow urethra, but my mentality towards younger people is that of an old retired man sitting on a porch, slurping a peach telling his strange rotten grandchildren about his "when i was your age..." stories.
either way, i had a really spectacular and special birthday yesterday. aside from walking to autozone for an engine part for my truck that they don't carry anymore, it was really enjoyable. my dad unfortunately had to work, so i didn't really get to see him. but he left me with my birthday presents. a card that made me pee my pants and madden 08 for ps2. great for me cuz i was just bitching about how my games are getting a little dated and i need sumthing new and fun so it couldn't have come at a better time. i played for most of the afternoon until sarah got here from school and her errands. she NOT ONLY brought me the best ice cream cake i've ever eaten in my life (a white fudge, vanilla, heath bar chocolate behemoth of an ice cream cake from cold stone creamery...which by the way isn't close to where we live so i appreciate it a lot), but bought me a buncha cool stuff i really wanted AND took me to a phillies game. needless to say it was the best birthday i've ever had. pretty much everyone remembered too so there's only a handful of people on my "i hate you" list this year.
i have a cold :-( again
did you know you can clean your cloggy showerhead with the same dissolve tablets you use to clean dentures? tr00F!
yesterdizzle was my birthday. i'm now a 23 year old man going on 47. not really, so far i don't have grey hair, wrinkles, or a narrow urethra, but my mentality towards younger people is that of an old retired man sitting on a porch, slurping a peach telling his strange rotten grandchildren about his "when i was your age..." stories.
either way, i had a really spectacular and special birthday yesterday. aside from walking to autozone for an engine part for my truck that they don't carry anymore, it was really enjoyable. my dad unfortunately had to work, so i didn't really get to see him. but he left me with my birthday presents. a card that made me pee my pants and madden 08 for ps2. great for me cuz i was just bitching about how my games are getting a little dated and i need sumthing new and fun so it couldn't have come at a better time. i played for most of the afternoon until sarah got here from school and her errands. she NOT ONLY brought me the best ice cream cake i've ever eaten in my life (a white fudge, vanilla, heath bar chocolate behemoth of an ice cream cake from cold stone creamery...which by the way isn't close to where we live so i appreciate it a lot), but bought me a buncha cool stuff i really wanted AND took me to a phillies game. needless to say it was the best birthday i've ever had. pretty much everyone remembered too so there's only a handful of people on my "i hate you" list this year.
i have a cold :-( again