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le i'm buying a new car. my pontiac grand prix is now a grand PRICK...a big floppy cock being thrust upon the threshold of my anus. the bucket is just done being my friend. it was a love hate relationship for a while, but now it's just straight hate. i hate driving it. i hate how everything makes noise and goes wrong. i hate being seen in it. i even hate the baller two-tone paint now. so i'm budgeting right now and determining what kind of monthly payment i can afford and i'm gonna go check out these trucks later. one's a 2001 Ford Ranger and the other is a 2003 F150. i'm leaning toward the F150 cuz even though it's 4 grand more, it has new tires and a brand new inspection and less miles than the ranger. way less. so i gotta work all that out and maybe i won't feel so miserable about life anymore. i'm stressed out about being stressed out and i think driving a bucket has a lot to do with it. so i'm pretty excited about that.
i made chili last nite. i've never made chili and i completely winged the recipe. i'm semi-familiar what goes in it so it wasn't difficult. here's the deal...it tasted like chili so that's good. but it was a little on the dry side. not enuff wet. i used 12 oz of tomato paste, 3 tbsp of worcestershire, and an unmentionable amount of this awesome xtra hot habanero sauce i discovered. it could have been a little spicier, but it was a friendly version and i think it'll be fun to play around with stuff and make it so good and so spicy that people will want it but won't want it at the same time.
i have pink eye, or a sty, or an eye infection or sumthing. my right bottom eyelid is all fucked up and it itches and hurts and it sucks. so don't touch me. don't look at me. don't let me breathe on you. cuz you'll die. you'll die soooo hard it's not even funny.
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i made chili last nite. i've never made chili and i completely winged the recipe. i'm semi-familiar what goes in it so it wasn't difficult. here's the deal...it tasted like chili so that's good. but it was a little on the dry side. not enuff wet. i used 12 oz of tomato paste, 3 tbsp of worcestershire, and an unmentionable amount of this awesome xtra hot habanero sauce i discovered. it could have been a little spicier, but it was a friendly version and i think it'll be fun to play around with stuff and make it so good and so spicy that people will want it but won't want it at the same time.
i have pink eye, or a sty, or an eye infection or sumthing. my right bottom eyelid is all fucked up and it itches and hurts and it sucks. so don't touch me. don't look at me. don't let me breathe on you. cuz you'll die. you'll die soooo hard it's not even funny.
sarah has a nice pooper.