The Dilgar

[askfor_bananas]

I did try to provoke some sense of guilt out of him, but to no avail. Some beings just can't regret their actions, no matter what the consequences are. For example, one consequence of my ending the time war is to make the Dilgar stop spitting curses at me and start making awkward sexual advances. Which would be a lot less horrifying if I didn't

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[ask_captainjack]

We don't miss anything Doctor! If so, only VERY RARELY! We're pretty awesome at clean-ups and not getting caught doing top secret things. Gwen only caught us at that crime scene that one time because she's nosy!

[askfor_bananas]

Ah, but I'm even nosier, aren't I?

[ask_captainjack]

I'm not hiding anything from you. Except for all the secrets about your future, of course.

[askfor_bananas]

Well, if I find anything out of sorts I'll know not to blame you then, won't I?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Can I have a DNA sample of the Dilgar, pretty please? Just a little cheek swab?

[askfor_bananas]

No. Not unless you destroy it and all records of it when you're finished.

[ask_arealdoctor]

How about a hair? Just one hair?

[askfor_bananas]

No. Nothing from the Dilgar. If that sort of information go into the wrong hands 200 years from now, the consequences would be horrible.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If you remember, nick a police hat for me? Andy won't and Gwen just tells me to buy my own.

[askfor_bananas]

I assume you want one that isn't bugged?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

For preference, but it's not like I've never debugged a hat before...

[askfor_bananas]

How good are you at nanobugs?

[oh_doask]

I'm missing something!

[timeagency]

Don't worry, dear, whatever it is wasn't there in the first place.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

OH SNAP