*sniff* Important Announcement *sniff*
Right. So, Maggie is gone, but Patti got me a new friend. You can still pay your respects to Maggie in the main kitchen at the table I have set up. Please don't disturb the flowers.
But that's not it. What I need to announce is:
FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM THE BARISTA EQUIPMENT! We have BARISTAS around here for a REASON. This equipment is EXPENSIVE and will not be broken. If it is, there will be severe penalties. It's making me ANGRY. And, let me ASSURE you...
You wouldn't like me when I am angry.
That is all.
But that's not it. What I need to announce is:
FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM THE BARISTA EQUIPMENT! We have BARISTAS around here for a REASON. This equipment is EXPENSIVE and will not be broken. If it is, there will be severe penalties. It's making me ANGRY. And, let me ASSURE you...
You wouldn't like me when I am angry.
That is all.