I'M NUMBER ONE BITCHES AND OKAY MAYBE YOU LOT ARE TOO BUT I'M THE AWESOME ONE SO SHUT UP!
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU LAZY SODS! THIS IS JEANNIE TALKING SO PAY ATTENTION.
One year ago today eight other THINGS and GORGEOUS ME were brought into the world with a little help from Patti and MY CROWBAR!
AND SINCE WE'RE ALL IN NEW ZEALAND AND SHIT WE TOTALLY GET TO MAKE THE BIRTHDAY LAST TWO DAYS SO I NEED A WHOLE EXTRA DAY TO GET ALL THE SETUP DONE AND BECAUSE I'M AWESOME AND MAGNANIMOUS LIKE THAT YOU ALL GET TO HELP!
NOW CHECK OUT THE AWESOME CAKE I- IAN!!
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OKAY I'M GOING TO TRY THIS AGAIN AND- FUCK!!!
AND YOU SQUISHED ALL THE PRETTY ICING DOWN THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU TOTAL JERKWAD OH WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ARE SO IN FOR A CROWBARING WITH EXTRA SPRINKLES OF NO FUN IN IT FOR YOU!!!!
ONE LAST TIME, HERE'S ONE WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE, MY BROTHE-
GR.
OKAY IN OTHER NEWS I HAVE TOTALLY FOUND THIS AWESOME WEDDING DRESS TALLULAH WHICH I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND IF IT'S EPICALLY AWESOME OH GOD THIS IS PERFECT OR JUST EPICALLY AWESOME OH GOD THIS IS PERFEC-
RIGHT. THAT'S IT. FIRST YOU'RE BEING DISOWNED. COMPLETELY. THEN I'M GETTING THE CROWBAR OUT. AND SOME DUCT TAPE THAT I FOUND IN THIS DRAWER THE OTHER DAY NO I TOTALLY WASN'T SNOOPING WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?!
One year ago today eight other THINGS and GORGEOUS ME were brought into the world with a little help from Patti and MY CROWBAR!
AND SINCE WE'RE ALL IN NEW ZEALAND AND SHIT WE TOTALLY GET TO MAKE THE BIRTHDAY LAST TWO DAYS SO I NEED A WHOLE EXTRA DAY TO GET ALL THE SETUP DONE AND BECAUSE I'M AWESOME AND MAGNANIMOUS LIKE THAT YOU ALL GET TO HELP!
NOW CHECK OUT THE AWESOME CAKE I- IAN!!
!
OKAY I'M GOING TO TRY THIS AGAIN AND- FUCK!!!
AND YOU SQUISHED ALL THE PRETTY ICING DOWN THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU TOTAL JERKWAD OH WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ARE SO IN FOR A CROWBARING WITH EXTRA SPRINKLES OF NO FUN IN IT FOR YOU!!!!
ONE LAST TIME, HERE'S ONE WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE, MY BROTHE-
GR.
OKAY IN OTHER NEWS I HAVE TOTALLY FOUND THIS AWESOME WEDDING DRESS TALLULAH WHICH I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND IF IT'S EPICALLY AWESOME OH GOD THIS IS PERFECT OR JUST EPICALLY AWESOME OH GOD THIS IS PERFEC-
RIGHT. THAT'S IT. FIRST YOU'RE BEING DISOWNED. COMPLETELY. THEN I'M GETTING THE CROWBAR OUT. AND SOME DUCT TAPE THAT I FOUND IN THIS DRAWER THE OTHER DAY NO I TOTALLY WASN'T SNOOPING WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?!