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Biological update from med bay, stardate -313595.3411973617

May 28, 2009 16:43

*Starts device that will translate thoughts to computer*

After spending two days watching the biological material that I have nourished from the mummy grow, I have reached the conclusion that we are in some sort of poo I can't say bad words now because Myke, Holmes' brother, is reading my dispatches and I wish not to offend the fellow. Not sure if ( Read more... )

mycroft, moriarty, theta, the things i do for this planet, donna, we're in deep trouble, mummy

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askfor_bananas May 29 2009, 00:26:25 UTC

You know, for the sake of the universe I'm pretending I don't know about any of this, but I don't think your mummy and the Master are the same person. This simply isn't his style. Well, body-snatching might be his style, but this is too low-key, and too risky. Slowly-regenerating mummy? He would have to have hidden with him, in addition to a chameleon arch, a device to control the energy suppressors and whatever he felt necessary for his plan. Granted he could probably improvise one from the equpitment in the Hub, but he doesn't like improvising so much as he likes his plans to work correctly ( ... )

smarter_brother May 29 2009, 02:46:55 UTC

I am inclined to agree with the Doctor. Unfortunately I do not have a DNA sample any longer (gave up most of that when I "retired") so I can give you no further data.

bone_lady May 29 2009, 03:17:43 UTC

Thanks Doc and Myke for your input. After a fair amount of rest and watching Holmes sulk on the bay for putting his foot in his mouth with Torchwood earlier, I've had a string of new ideas of come me.

No need for the DNA Myke. I'm on the cusp of something here and will submit my report soon then I am coming home whether it be by Holmes' method or by train, I AM COMING HOME. I miss London; I miss my Aston Martin; I miss my estate in Surrey; I miss my labs, and I miss you and your laughter.

Dear, I sound like a petulant child, my apologies.

Doc your information on the master makes sense. I would've expected him to show himself by now. This has been to drawn out for one impatient such as himself. I am running some more tests and I have a hunch.

I reckon Holmes will be along later, with his ego properly deflated.

That's what he gets for listening to Watson.

ask_sigerson May 29 2009, 04:11:56 UTC

I AM NOT SULKING!

DAMN THAT WATSON! DAMN HIM! HE'S MADE A FOOL OF ME AGAIN!

I am most terribly sorry my dear brother. I shall go bury my head in the sand.

bone_lady May 29 2009, 04:14:58 UTC

Oh you are sulking, big time. That's what you get you arrogant bastard. Don't look at me like that. NO..No...closing off those telepathic thoughts. Not going to work. CAN'T HEAR YOU HUH?

You know what! Here's my report, you can write it. I'm going to go play Punchout and pack for London! I'll be in your TARDIS cab. :P .

smarter_brother May 29 2009, 19:07:44 UTC

Relax, Sherlock. What's done is done. Water off a duck's back, I'm sure. Come by the Diogenes Club when you get a chance. We shall have supper, and speak of insignificant things. If Bones is up to dressing in drag again, bring her with you. Qamar and I have once again been unsuccessful in our campaign to allow women into the club. Stodgy old coots.

ask_sigerson May 30 2009, 00:54:03 UTC

Damn Watson! When I get my hands on him!!!

Very well, if I must suffer the bore of the old coots, then I shall drag Bones along with me, although she seems readily excited about the matter. You do know Bones does look rather endearing in drag, ahem, in a professional way of course. I'm rather impressed at the way she manages a three piece suit and wears her fedora.

Stodgy old coots.

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smarter_brother May 29 2009, 19:00:35 UTC

I am glad to hear you will be returning home. I know you have been told this and I don't mean to hen-peck you, but you do need the rest. My brother does, as well, since his fact-checking and deductive reasoning skills have apparently gone out the window. Listening to Watson...he knows better than that.

Stop by the Foreign office when you get a chance. We should do lunch.

bone_lady May 29 2009, 21:35:53 UTC

It sounds delicious, Myke! I'm sure you've heard that Holmes is taking me on holiday. This is completely unexpected and shocking. He's actually putting me in control of his environment. I'm utterly terrified at what he has planned.

I do look forward to seeing you soon! Lunch sounds delicious and I have no qualms dressing in drag since it gives me an excuse to wear my fedora and granddad's fob watch. Perhaps we can give the wii a test drive then. Dear sir, you are hereby challenged to a Guitar Hero 3 duel, Metallica style! Exit light...enter night...take my hand...we're off to nevah nevah land.

I do miss our mischief and I will eventually beat you at thumb war!

ask_sigerson May 29 2009, 03:35:05 UTC

Theta, dear fellow, despite the silence Mycroft and I are always present. I will be returning to London as so as this matter is completed and my doors are always open to you old friend.

You are correct. Moriarty is far to impatient for this business.

Of course! Indeed! THE RING! THE CHAMELEON ARCH! THAT'S IT MY DEAR FELLOW! THAT'S IT! SHE'S CHOOSING TO BECOME A TIME LORD! OF COURSE! WHY DID I NOT SEE IT, ITS ABSURDLY SIMPLE! THAT'S WHY HER CODE IS CONFOUNDING!

I still wonder how she got in Bones' lab. Pity. Not my problem anymore. I shall leave that with Torchwood.

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