While I, too, enjoyed scaring the shit out of a hired assassin with you, Janet, the fact that shortly thereafter you tried to take my foot off does not encourage me to believe that we are a "team".
And if you think I'm wearing the chains you're fucking nuts.
Also, we don't talk about the cabbage patch kid incident.
And if you think I'm wearing the chains you're fucking nuts.
Also, we don't talk about the cabbage patch kid incident.
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team carnage.
team meatpuppet.
team hors d'oeuvres.
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also? i was promised a boom box. for my jamz.
i have rights. shadow proclamation and shit. convention...uhm....convention something point something.
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i need some adam lambert.
or sex pistols. get some sex pistols. who doesn't love the sex pistols?
they were all weevils, you know. we started punk.
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it's the hair.
i helped him write 'rebel yell'.
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Where do you think she got all of this "rights" stuff?
That and the ridiculous Archers theme she keeps banging out with her wee pot on the concrete floor.
It's driving me mad.
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oh, and that 'lovely bunch of coconuts' song. would that be better?
also, see how much i don't care?
nobody knows, the troubles i've seen. no body knows, but weeeeeeeeeeeeevils.
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BE GOOD JANET or we'll make you listen to Sarah Kennedy on BBC Radio 2 and she'll make you gouge your ear canals out.
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the great escape.
mary poppins.
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Just a warning.
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oh my God, I just LOL'd at a Weevil...
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sentient man-eating carnivores are FUNNY.
i should take this on the road.
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