my time in the cell.

Jun 25, 2009 10:34

highlights of my time in the cell ( Read more... )

i hate fucking torchwood

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ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 16:04:47 UTC
While I, too, enjoyed scaring the shit out of a hired assassin with you, Janet, the fact that shortly thereafter you tried to take my foot off does not encourage me to believe that we are a "team".

And if you think I'm wearing the chains you're fucking nuts.

Also, we don't talk about the cabbage patch kid incident.

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 16:13:04 UTC
we could be a team.

team carnage.
team meatpuppet.
team hors d'oeuvres.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 17:07:46 UTC
How about Team You Stay The Hell In Your Cell?

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 17:30:06 UTC
i like to stick my fingers in the holes and pretend they're finger puppets.

also? i was promised a boom box. for my jamz.

i have rights. shadow proclamation and shit. convention...uhm....convention something point something.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 17:38:00 UTC
Look, I pipe BBC Radio 4 into your cell whenever you start howling, that's as much as you're getting.

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 17:41:37 UTC
top of the pops!

i need some adam lambert.

or sex pistols. get some sex pistols. who doesn't love the sex pistols?

they were all weevils, you know. we started punk.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 25 2009, 17:43:19 UTC
And Billy Idol stole his look from you, right?

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 17:45:45 UTC
can you tell? no one ever notices.

it's the hair.

i helped him write 'rebel yell'.

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gwen_e_cooper June 25 2009, 17:50:47 UTC
Radio 4 IS THE PROBLEM.

Where do you think she got all of this "rights" stuff?

That and the ridiculous Archers theme she keeps banging out with her wee pot on the concrete floor.

It's driving me mad.

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 17:52:43 UTC
i know all the words to 'the right stuff' by the new kids on the block.

oh, and that 'lovely bunch of coconuts' song. would that be better?

also, see how much i don't care?

nobody knows, the troubles i've seen. no body knows, but weeeeeeeeeeeeevils.

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gwen_e_cooper June 25 2009, 17:56:02 UTC
O God.

BE GOOD JANET or we'll make you listen to Sarah Kennedy on BBC Radio 2 and she'll make you gouge your ear canals out.

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 17:56:56 UTC
shadow proclamation! geneva convention! stalag 17!

the great escape.

mary poppins.

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gwen_e_cooper June 25 2009, 17:58:07 UTC
She'll read from the fucking Daily Mail at you.

Just a warning.

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 18:00:28 UTC
have you HEARD assk singing in the shower? the ventilation system pipes it down here.

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ask_arealdoctor June 25 2009, 20:36:40 UTC
I LOL'd!

oh my God, I just LOL'd at a Weevil...

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ask_janet June 25 2009, 20:37:35 UTC
that's right.

sentient man-eating carnivores are FUNNY.

i should take this on the road.

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