We Put On Our Fancy Clothes an' Wave t'the Cameras

[ask_deadpool]

Gooooood evening, kids an' cantankerous older readers! (Just kiddin'! I'm sure you ain't that grumpy!) Have we got a treat fer you! Ya know how there's that fancy awards ceremony thingie tamorrow? Th' one with the little gold statues an' stuff? Yeah, well not only was I invited ta host it this year (an' why not? I am th' bestest!) but I also stole Doctor Doom's time doohickey fer a few so I could show you all, TONIGHT, what's gonna happen tamorrow. Ain't you lucky?

So, ta see what this amazin' fancy awardsy thing is gonna be like, click right here!! An' enjoy th' show!