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Captain Jack's Holiday Mail Bag!

Dec 20, 2009 16:58

TWO GREAT PIECES OF HOLIDAY ADVICE IN MY MAIL BAG FOR YOU!

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Dear Captain Jack:

What is Christmas like in the future? Do you get presents?

- PrincessPea

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( Do I get presents? Baby, I'm the kind of guy who gets presents just for existing! )

my needs, traditions, holidays

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namedthestars December 20 2009, 22:28:29 UTC

A new space ship and a Owen...

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:31:22 UTC

I can't believe it - He wasn't goo after all, namedthestars...

Just goes to show that when you think somebody is dead, they might not actually be dead, so closing and appropriating their bank accounts and awesome condos is probably not the right thing to do.

namedthestars December 20 2009, 22:38:35 UTC

So he's okay?

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:42:11 UTC

Oh he's ok...He might be a bit pissed at me at the moment.

Don't look at me with those huge horrified Zooey Deschanel eyes.

I did my best!

Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_adeaddoctor December 20 2009, 22:50:32 UTC

THERE YOU ARE.

WANKER.

GOO PUDDLE. Really, Jack, all that time with Tosh and she never fucking taught you to use a scanner?

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:52:14 UTC

Owen?

You're not a fake Dalek-constructed Owen, are you? Because I hear they do that sometimes.

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_thehubtosh December 20 2009, 22:53:20 UTC

No, he's the real one of course!

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:54:21 UTC

Tosh! You brought us Owen?

This is a great Grimmas gift!

...I think.

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_thehubtosh December 20 2009, 22:57:48 UTC

Of course I did, I'm brilliant, aren't I?

And Ianto, I'm sorry but wasn't a gift for you either. Your gift is right here: a deluxe, state of the art storage can that has every sort of coffee-able bean in the world!

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:59:56 UTC

Oh my god.

It's....it's beautiful.

I'M NOT CRYING.

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_thehubtosh December 20 2009, 23:02:36 UTC

Amazing what you can find on 53rd century ebay. *beams*

And yes you are. Your face is turning all blotchy.

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 23:11:09 UTC

IS NOT.

I look very manly when I cry.

I AM NOT CRYING.

Tosh, can I have a tissue please?

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 23:16:41 UTC

You can wipe your face in my coat.

While you're doing that, I'll have access to your forehead (for soothing kisses).

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 23:18:33 UTC

It's just...so many beans. So much coffee to try!

I can put coffee in the eggnog, right?

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 23:36:18 UTC

Not if you want to kiss me with that mouth, you can't!

Re: Kicking. Your. Arse. ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 23:37:30 UTC

I thought you liked coffee kisses!

Okay, you're right, coffee and nog don't go together.

I'm dumping this batch in Dalek Ec's soil. It'll fertilise well!

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