Captain Jack's Holiday Mail Bag!

[ask_captainjack]

TWO GREAT PIECES OF HOLIDAY ADVICE IN MY MAIL BAG FOR YOU!

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Dear Captain Jack:

What is Christmas like in the future? Do you get presents?

- PrincessPea

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Comments

[inquireof_liz]

Ah, excuse me? But I also received an odd transmission. Since, ah, I may have mentioned this party on the post where the transmission was received, and since the mysterious individual mentioned finding this party...

We may have extra visitors arriving.

Now, where do you want the snacks?

Harold

[ask_exterminate]

YOUR HOVERLIMO LEAVES A DISTINCTIVE IONIC TRAIL.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

JESUS CHRIST

IT'S A DALEK

GET IN THE CAR HOVERSUV.

[ask_captainjack]

IT'S IN THE BAY.

SORT OF.

THE BACK WHEELS ARE SPINNING NEAR THE DOCK.

I knew it was pointless to put wheels on a hover-SUV!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

WHERE IS THE BIG GUN

IT'S A DALEK

...in a....Santa hat? With fairy lights?

WHAT THE HELL.

[oh_doask]

IT HAS HOLES!

I'M SURE IT HAS HOLES!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You are such a terrible person.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh my God! It's a Dalek! Who invited the Dalek?

JOHN!

[ask_captainjack]

HART!?

[oh_doask]

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[inquireof_liz]

I didn't invite it! It followed me here!

Sorry.

Harold

[ask_aboutcoffee]

IT SAYS IT WANTS US TO BE JOLLY, Martha.

I don't want to be jolly!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Of course you want to be jolly! I just don't know whether I want to be forced to be jolly.

Will today end in cake? or death?

[ask_exterminate]

IT IS MY CHRISTMAS WISH THAT IT ENDS IN BOTH.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, I for one would prefer cake.

Maybe I want to be a little jolly. But not frivolous. I draw the line at frivolous!

[ask_exterminate]

CHRISTMAS JUMPERS ARE NOT OPTIONAL. TAKE OFF YOUR TIE.