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ask_captainjack

A bitchin' cover for a bitchin' fic !

Jun 11, 2009 18:58

Have you ever been to the WHSmith at the airport? I mean, deliberately ( Read more... )

my bitchin' fan fiction

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ask_captainjack June 11 2009, 23:59:41 UTC

You're aroused by ME, right?

Not the unicorns.

horcrionebay June 12 2009, 00:03:40 UTC

Well. I mean. They do have really big horns. That are shiny. They have really big, shiny horns. You know what I'm saying?

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ask_aboutcoffee June 12 2009, 00:08:16 UTC

You two crazy kids should get together and try it out!

And send photos.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 12 2009, 00:13:53 UTC

They're both sort of pointy, but on balance an icon will respect you more in the morning.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 12 2009, 00:19:05 UTC

But if you stick around, there might be waffles! Or at the very least sausages.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 12 2009, 00:43:18 UTC

I'll need to see your CV first! (for shagging, not sausages.)

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ask_aboutcoffee June 12 2009, 00:56:04 UTC

Torchwood's post box is always open!

ask_captainjack June 12 2009, 00:09:19 UTC

They're great horns! I'm not saying you shouldn't appreciate them. Once a unicorn is safely dead, brains blown out on the floor, hooves no longer twitching...Stroke his horn all you like. It will be safe then!

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ask_captainjack June 12 2009, 00:11:25 UTC

It's ok. Take deep breaths!

CONCENTRATE ON MY WORDS.

REPEAT AFTER ME. OMMMMMM. <- This is zen shit up in here, Giz.

You might feel a bit calmer if you gently stroke your hand up and down your chest, btw. How does that feel?

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