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ask_captainjack

Kathy wants to see my Kards

May 24, 2009 15:57

Dear Captain Jack: I respectfully request to see your business cards, as they must be made of awesome!

Hope you got to shoot something in the face today.

You are sexy-ly yours, Kathy

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( Kathy, you know that Psychic Paper the Doctor uses...? )

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51stcenturyfox May 24 2009, 20:26:00 UTC

Oooh.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

ask_captainjack May 24 2009, 20:31:10 UTC

Feels nice between your fingers huh!

The cards even smell like me. When I get a new box of 2500 I tuck it under my pillow for a few nights...to soak up the Harkness pheromones!

51stcenturyfox May 24 2009, 20:43:27 UTC

So that's why Customs quarantined my present for four days.

They must have confiscated the cards for being a controlled sexy substance. Arg.

Diplomatic pouch next time?

ask_captainjack May 24 2009, 20:47:45 UTC

SHIT. Pouch it is! QEII has a billion she lends me.

She says I'm her favourite. I think it's true because nobody else gets a pinch on the bum AND a cup of tea at Balmoral.

51stcenturyfox May 25 2009, 04:19:39 UTC

Except Sir Elton.

But Caro... you have far better hair.

teaboyfan May 24 2009, 21:02:51 UTC

No wonder you don't sleep much; don't the pointy corners get uncomfortable? Or is that when you tend to sleep on Ianto's head?

ask_captainjack May 24 2009, 21:14:16 UTC

I have fabulous pillow, Teaboy.

Big, fluffy, always clean for some magical reason!

Piled-up enough I don't notice the guns, chocolates, boxes of business cards under them at all.

If I sleep on Ianto's head it's because he gives me NO FUCKING CHOICE. What's a guy to do when he's all rolled up in that blanket burrito? Just getting my arms around it is an impossible task. I have to drape my sexy self in creative ways...

teaboyfan May 24 2009, 21:41:05 UTC

I'll bet you have some creative ways, too (grins dopily imagining some).

ask_captainjack May 24 2009, 21:43:57 UTC

Thanks for being on my side, kid.

Look at me, all sexy and a good BF in your icon.

Ianto looks horrified and uncomfortable. He's longing for his blanket burrito. I can tell!

huesiemama May 25 2009, 03:04:25 UTC

Fabulous advice, as expected! The next time I am in Cardiff, I expect I will receive a card of my own to cherish! And if I am reviewed by your secretary, all the better!

ask_captainjack May 25 2009, 03:09:15 UTC

I'm sure you'll be reviewed favourably. If your icon is any indication!

huesiemama May 25 2009, 03:24:21 UTC

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ask_captainjack May 25 2009, 03:31:31 UTC

LOL, her mouth. I want to throw maltesers in!

huesiemama May 25 2009, 03:50:32 UTC

As long as they are malteasers or choccies from her purse, I think Gwen would be fine with it.

gwen_e_cooper May 25 2009, 03:54:05 UTC

I am, huesiemama! Now!

Jack explained that choccies are for sharing.

So I am mostly fine with it and share everything not in the off-limits pocket.

Even Jack doesn't know what's in there.

ask_captainjack May 25 2009, 03:55:26 UTC

A MAN CAN DREAM, GWEN.

A MAN CAN DREAM!

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