Did you kids know that I am the world's most bitchin' beta?
Not only do I shoot your 21st century problems in the face, I also shoot your 21st century fan fictions in the face. I have a red marker that I use to make spun gold out of Rumpelstiltskins.
It's a rule that when you a beta a fan fiction you have to recommend it on your Livejournal later even if it stinks. I wondered how to get around this but there's just no way huh?
Go read:
Adventures On Earth, the SAGA (801/1985) by Captain John Hart
OKAY, I know it's a WIP. What can I do about it? I'm sure he'll finish it eventually so please don't wail into your pillows that he doesn't update quick enough.