The 21st Century -- not everything changes!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I can cure Thager syndrome and Zyth plague. I have treatments for 13 out of 16 known strains of Space Herpes. I have diagnostic equipment that won't be invented for centuries, and medicines from several galaxies

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Martha! :(

I would bring you soup and other things to make you feel better, but I'm semi-conscious at best.

Between the two of us, if aliens invade today Torchwood is fucked, isn't it?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Too right! "Torchwood is ready", my pert black arse. "Torchwood is sick as a dog", more like it.

I'm having chicken soup delivered (more than enough for us to share), though, and Taffi Mai is sending fairy cakes, so I think we're covered.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL, YOU TWO.

I've done a weevil sweep, even. I didn't find any in the sewers this morning but I found Hart's alien tech stash down there (for eBay).

I've brought them up in some laundry baskets and will hose them off later.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't give Gwen any more caffeine, anybody!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Thank you, honey. I knew we could count on you!

Don't hose down anything electrical, all right? You can use the sanitising spray on my desk.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I'm on it!

WHAT?

I like caffeine!