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[ask_arealdoctor]

Did I miss anything? I had to pop over to University Hospital to use their MRI on the Ftalki cadaver I'm working on.

I met a very nice pathologist who helped me sneak the Ftalki into the imaging chamber. He was brilliant and inquisitive and we seemed to have a lot in common. I wish I could have spoken to him longer, but he had to get back to work

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[askfor_bananas]

Slight problem. I'm tying up the loose ends with my counterpart from this universe as we speak. Martin says hello, by the way.

[ask_sigerson]

Problem? Problem? What is the problem Theta? Will the Rift not close completely. Perhaps substitution chi-squared for delta would help?

Yours, H.

[askfor_bananas]

Nothing big, it just look like the energies are being... dampened, somehow. I'm not sure if that's on your end or mine, but I'll be able to check once the breach is closed.

[ask_sigerson]

Er..That may be my fault. I've rift matter aggregating on a certain part of my anatomy. Initially I believed it to be the result of my lack of...*coughs* Given the way its glowing though and the fact that it has completely disregarded the external stimuli it has been provided with....No jokes about pent up sexual frustration and denial please. I hear that enough.

Oh dear. This happened once when I was younger ask Harkness he participated. I tore a small hole in time fabric.

Just don't tell me this can be resolved with a banana. I shall feel like a bluthering fool. Do I need to telepathically replace the energy? I don't recall its been...years.

[askfor_bananas]

I've got something on the TARDIS that can help. And whatever it was wasn't localized enough to be you. Or, well, just you.

[ask_sigerson]

Thank god Theta! My trousers were beginning to, well you can see. The bloody thing is becoming a weapon at this rate.

Perhaps you should check Harkness too due to his...being special. Certainly he can create enough unresolved sexual tension (UST) to light up New York City.

Perhaps its the UST and frustation I sense in the entire hub over the...interruption of their extracurricular activites or shagging.

[askfor_bananas]

My math is perfectly fine, thanks.