Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: Our party snaps are always the strangest.

ask_aboutcoffee

Our party snaps are always the strangest.

Jun 06, 2009 08:24

It is a hard irony of life that the best parties are the ones you can't remember the next day.

I'd post photos of the event, but Hart at least one person is naked in every single picture, and I have a reputation to uphold now!

I did find these on the camera, though. Click to enlarge, if you dare.

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ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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oh_doask June 6 2009, 13:29:06 UTC

Why did I

Scarf? Plastic blue screwdriver up my

and leek?

I remember goatees and under the breath laughter.

Who the fuck did I leave with in the ceremonies break, Jones? Why did they all wear scarves? When did I come back?

Why is my bra on the

Wait is that mine? WTF Jones

Why am I cuffed naked to the fucking examination table?

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:37:55 UTC

These are the questions that stir men's minds, Hart.

Is that a piercing?

oh_doask June 6 2009, 13:44:34 UTC

Shit

Is that a piercing?

Is that another

Who

What

Where the drinks, Jones?

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:47:06 UTC

Down your throat, mainly.

I think the second one's just a flesh wound with some shrapnel in.

Best wait till Martha wakes up to have it extracted. I think I should probably leave you where you are.

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hab318princess June 6 2009, 13:32:44 UTC

I knew there was a good reason I don't drink (well, much!) - I don't get headaches

and what do I have to do to see a photo of naked Hart? and who did he use the condoms with?

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:38:29 UTC

what do I have to do to see a photo of naked Hart?

Throw a rock and you'd hit one, I expect.

hab318princess June 6 2009, 13:51:00 UTC

I will not throw a rock at my wonderful laptop (who incidentally, as it is big and black, has been named Hart - so maybe I should take a picture of my laptop?)

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:52:08 UTC

Is your laptop naked? Most are. Shameless things.

I suppose you could google for one.

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gwen_e_cooper June 6 2009, 13:44:03 UTC

My mouth is dry.

Fell asleep on the sofa. Huh, didn't think I had pajamas at work. Weird.

Hey, did we win an award? I only remember the first part of the ceremony with the Old Who stuff. And the champagne fountain in the lobby. How did they make it come out of the top of the TARDIS?

Wait. I remember a bit. The Brig had some great dance moves.

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:46:16 UTC

Not to alarm you, but I think those are my pyjamas. They're clean though!

Who knew the Brig could still bust a move like that? I was impressed.

We DID win, Gwen! It was brilliant. I was very eloquent in my acceptance speech. Did you get into the Retcon, maybe?

I don't remember much after the afterparty.

gwen_e_cooper June 6 2009, 13:52:17 UTC

If they're your pajamas they're definitely clean.

Just don't remember changing and... I'm sure I didn't brush my teeth.

Retcon doesn't work on me, you know that. It works for about a day and then *blam!* I get out the sketchpad.

oh_doask June 6 2009, 13:53:12 UTC

You liked the blonde wigs of the Rose's!

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dvanulya June 6 2009, 13:46:47 UTC

Congratulations on your win and what seems to have been one hell of a party! I'll take the Captain off your...hands? if you need a break.

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 13:47:45 UTC

Thank you! But it's best not to move him while he's sleeping, he tends to react badly when he wakes up.

Besides, he is warm...

inquireof_liz June 6 2009, 14:06:35 UTC

Tell Hart I'd like my hat back.

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On reflection, perhaps he can keep that one. I'll just get another.

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 14:09:16 UTC

A wise decision, your majesty. I'm not sure he knows where it is anymore, in fact.