Hub Sweet Hub
ALL RIGHT, HE'S HOME, STOP PACING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
The flu turned out to be nothing at all. Unfortunately the veterinarians did notice that part of Max's issues stemmed from him being, well, an intact male beagle. In a totally unplanned and surprising move, they gave him the snip.
I know! It's hard to believe! I'm sure I'm outraged. Look at my dismay. Just look.
He's still a bit woozy so he's watching musicals with Jack on the sofa. Jack himself may be a bit woozy from nerves.
But it's okay, because I made sure that just in case the veterinarians did mistakenly chop his balls off, they were aware that he wanted prosthetic replacements. So he probably doesn't even know anything's missing and this way he won't piss on or hump everything he encounters.
If only we could fix Hart so easily...
The flu turned out to be nothing at all. Unfortunately the veterinarians did notice that part of Max's issues stemmed from him being, well, an intact male beagle. In a totally unplanned and surprising move, they gave him the snip.
I know! It's hard to believe! I'm sure I'm outraged. Look at my dismay. Just look.
He's still a bit woozy so he's watching musicals with Jack on the sofa. Jack himself may be a bit woozy from nerves.
But it's okay, because I made sure that just in case the veterinarians did mistakenly chop his balls off, they were aware that he wanted prosthetic replacements. So he probably doesn't even know anything's missing and this way he won't piss on or hump everything he encounters.
If only we could fix Hart so easily...