Canine Flu

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I often bring Max up to keep me company while I muck out Myfanwy's nest, since he helps tidy away any little scraps of offal that she may have missed. It keeps her occupied if she has something other than me to play with while I'm putting down new straw and sprinkling some grit for her

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[morbid_sparks]

*giggles* you're very sweet, Ianto.

I'm sure Max will be fine. And many pet owners develop such symptoms. My evil, world-dominating cat has clearly tricked me into missing her if she has to go elsewhere in order to get something out of me - whether an extra dish of milk, or transportation to Cardiff to take over the Hub...

[ask_captainjack]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMPARING YOUR CAT TO THERESA!?

THAT'S LIKE COMPARING A CAT TO SOMETHING AWESOME.

[morbid_sparks]

Calm down, I'm not comparing my cat to Max. I'm comparing the ability of small furry creatures to cause their human companions to worry about them despite the obvious evil tendencies of said small furry creatures.

[ask_captainjack]

THERESA IS NOT EVIL.

AND I AM NOT WORRYING.

I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

It's different. My elbows are shaking. I put four holes in the Tourist Office door (with my boot).

[morbid_sparks]

Okay. I believe you. Honest, I do. It's freaking the fuck out, not worrying.

And I'm not saying Max is evil, Ianto is. *points* go look at what he said!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I could never grow attached to a cat like we have to Max. I don't think cats can be that evil. Evil though they may be.

[morbid_sparks]

There's dog people and there's cat people.

Not, you know, cat!people, like the nuns on New (etc) Earth. People who prefer cats to dogs.

And I'm sure you may be right about most cats, but my cat has mastered evil and taken it to new levels. Why else would she wake me up at three in the morning with the oh-so-lovely present of a wriggling mouse (that she'd disabled by breaking its back legs) being placed oh-so-gently on my pillow?

But I'm sure if I knew Max I'd agree that he's more evil. It's a question of relative knowledge, I think.

[thaddeusfavour]

I don't know Ianto, for pure evil, I put my kitty - nicknamed Little Satan - up against Theresa any day. I don't have a picture for you, because I'm pretty sure he senses the camera and destroys all possible likeness to himself in any media. I'll see what I can do over the next few days using holy water and communion wafers as distractions.

We could get them together and have an evil-off? See which one wins? We could decide by totaling up the property damage each one causes.