General Support Log: Week 4
General Support Log
v. 1, week 4
Andy, you're going to need a new wardrobe.
Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness (ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams (gwen_e_cooper, therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones (ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones (ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart (oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" (timeagency)
SPACE ADVENTURER Andy Davidson (dontask_pcandy)
Torchwood Former Tennant Tenant The Doctor (askfor_bananas)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor (inquireof_liz)
Pet Myfanwy (ask_myfanwy)
Alien Activity: The Doctor was briefly locked in his TARDIS but Martha managed to get in just before the TARDIS decided to visit Police Headquarters. Apparently this was so that Martha and the Doctor could stop a rampaging Dilgar. Martha called us in for crowd control after (NB scroll down for spoilers re: Jack's stint making fonts in Battle School) but the Doctor still wouldn't let her have a sample. Eventually the Dilgar calmed down. Sort of.
THEN THE DOCTOR ANDYNAPPED OUR PC: It started so simply. Someone was bugging the Heddlu. Specifically, Andy's hat. So the Doctor nicked it and surprisingly, Andy proved slightly psychic and resistant to the Doctor's Slightly Psychic Paper. The Doctor decided it would be SOME KIND OF GOOD IDEA to lure Andy into the TARDIS. To his credit, Andy wasn't all that impressed, but he pushed something and away they went. Now Andy's blogging from somewhere in time and space, feeling a bit ill, and possibly facing a perilous Not Nebula. (Jack and I had a moment when I pointed out the Not Nebula, but it...passed.) We do hold out hope that he might come back. If you're reading this, Andy, you should be keeping a diary.
Staff: There was a minor tiff when Hart salted Jack's coffee. ALL STAFF NOTE: If someone salts your coffee, just bloody tell me, will you? I am not an evil clone. And I'm not afraid of commitment. Sort of. Also, Martha's ears do not twitch. That's a recoil of revulsion, Hart. You should send her some flowers when she gets back from her spa day with Gwen. She needs it after dealing with Max. T would like to confiscate Max, but I'm having none of it.
Allied Organisations: T reported that a young woman named Jenny showed up at the Agency but only Martha seems to know who she is. Relatedly, we had a quick discussion of organisational protocols. Gwen and T also definitely did not talk about Jack's arse.
Rhys is still not quite on board with the health kick. He also claims Jack hasn't got what it takes to pull off a dressing gown. Gwen loves Rhys a lot though. Jack took a bit of umbrage at this. He won't admit it, but I know he's afraid of Rhys.
Prior to being ANDYNAPPED, Andy dealt with a pack of Weevils with his usual no-nonsense attitude and tried to haul Hart in for selling sausages without a licence. He clashed with Jack over management styles.
Security: Martha uncovered a painting with some deep symbolic meaning...and probably worth a few million pounds. Jack seemed attached, so I framed it. In other art news, Jack hacked my blog with a new icon but the Doctor fixed it.
Martha took Rowena to have her alien cataracts removed and it was almost totally successful. The cataracts turned out to be Z'neen (see research notes, thank you T!) and Hart tried to steal it but we got it back by threatening Bebe.
Supplies: Gwen and Jack invented the Hot Lube Gun. There are no words. I purchased a new Rubik's Cube for Rhys after Jack "fixed" his old one (Poor Rhys was quite put out). I am pleased to report that the charity drive for our Wii was a huge success and the gaming is intense. Martha and I engaged in Jones vs Jones but were somewhat pwned by the Doctor before I set Martha's shirt on fire. I think technically Jack won.
Worries about Suzie possibly haunting the Hub mean a trip to the Wiccan Store is in order.
Community Outreach: Jack advised people about fame and finding what you really want, and encouraged aquato-aeronautics research. Unfortunately he is disqualified from being either the face or the arse of Wales. The Doctor advised running for romance. Andy and I discussed how Jack is the perfect woman for him except for not being a woman. It's too bad Jack and I get very different reactions when we mention our boyfriends. :( Meanwhile, Hart is writing fanfictions. God help us all. He also wants to see your genitals and can't stop twimmying.
Spoilers and Historical Notes: Apparently sequels to Star Wars will suck in the future, too. Not as bad as Hart's commune, I bet.
Personal Notes: Jack slept on my head, but I made him pancakes anyway and we have resolved to someday finish a date. Also apparently his inseams are ill-fitting. Not to brag, but I still hold a record for Rubik's Cube solving set when I was a brilliant adolescent.
T and I had a very interesting discussion about who we ought to blame. If all else fails, we could blame it on the Barenaked Ladies.
Incidentally, Max is four months old today and still Evil.
He really likes my trainers.
Jack, do you think the Maxtini will catch on?