Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth Please Don't Read This

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bugger bugger bugger!

GWEN. RHYS. I need festive Welsh dishes and fairy cakes! Rhys, I know you can do amazing things with snacks. I'm on my knees and not in the fun way!

HART, drag yourself in and bathe. I will hose you down if I must and you won't enjoy it as much as it sounds like you will

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[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh FFS. There goes my day off.

Welsh dishes. Right. Leek soup. Meat and... potatoes. Wait, is this brunch? Heart-shaped crempogs?

Fairy cakes! I'll have them done with little coronets on.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Tea! No meat and potatoes, but leek soup would probably be welcome, it's supposed to be wet tomorrow. (Rain? in Cardiff? OH SURELY NOT.)

Don't forget candles!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'll pick up candles along with the flowers and bunting and tea. Serviettes? Finger sandwiches? What else do we need?

Oh my God, I have to go clean out the morgue.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I've got Rhys on snacks, he'll be brilliant. Serviettes! Yes!

I'll help you with the morgue. I may be stuffing a few things in one of the unoccupied drawers.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Mind the intestines and don't rattle the test tubes!

Or is that mind the test tubes and don't rattle the intestines?

Bunting. Right. Bunting. I'll be right back!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Just worry about the bunting! The Doctor says he has tea. You can help me taste-test when you get back!

[gwen_e_cooper]

How many candles?

Never mind. I can google it. I'm a horrible, horrible subject.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Fire extinguisher too, perhaps.

No, one candle for each fairy cake, we'll go informal, yes?

Sorry about your day off, chick.

[gwen_e_cooper]

It's all right. What was I planning to do anyway? Right, get a massage and my nails done and see Dragonball.

:o(

I'm fine. I'll shake it off, I.

[ask_arealdoctor]

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TOMORROW? Oh God, I have nothing!

[gwen_e_cooper]

OH. I haven't even thought about that, Martha.

I have a new-ish dress I wear for interviewing witnesses. On second thought, maybe not.

She won't expect hats or anything, will she? This is Cardiff, not Ascot.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Hats? I hope not -- oh wait! I saw that photo of the American First Lady, she wasn't wearing a hat, so I think we're in the clear.

I have a plum-coloured suit. It'll have to do.

[askfor_bananas]

*eyeroll* You people and your fashions... if anyone needs anything, I'll loan you something out from the TARDIS wardrobe. Just be mindful of the bidet.

[ask_captainjack]

YOU CAN'T WEAR PLUM. I INTEND TO WEAR PLUM.

Ianto sort this out.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You are not wearing plum! You're wearing your uniform! You have it easy!

[ask_captainjack]

You think I should wear my dress uniform? I don't know. It's faded in the elbows since 1953. I guess I could put patches on them.