Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

[ask_captainjack]

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

I rather like the understated elegance of it:

[ask_captainjack]

I need these!

I need these for jangling in my pockets... And flipping on the back of my hand to do "heads you live, tails I die!"

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Technically we are outside the government, I think that means we can mint our own currency.

I'm not putting your cock on the Jack Harkness Pound Coin, though.

[ask_captainjack]

We can't mess with the timeline. The Cock Pound coin won't be struck until the 26th century!

[pinkalarmclock]

Captain Jack, may I change my vote? I'd still like to celebrate Ianto for you, but do with these FUCKING AWESOME COINS!

[ask_captainjack]

YOUR VOTE CHANGE IS NOTED, PINK! I'm sure Ianto will appreciate it!

[pure_morning_8]

That's hot.

[amand_r]

LOL. Imagine making them tokens for a the arcade in a small amusement park.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Torchwoodland! Come ride the TARDIScoaster, play Whack a Weevil, and have your photo taken with a cannibal!

On consideration, that would be a terrible amusement park. We'd get sued.

[amand_r]

How could you get sued? That complementary retcon-cotton-candy you hand them on the way out the gates would take care of everything. I even have the motto: The Best Time You'll Never Remember!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's a point!

Oh, think of all the things we could brand. Forget shirts and hats, who wouldn't want a plush Torchwood logo?

[amand_r]

Or a temporary Torchwood Tramp Stamp?

I...I kind of want a plush Torchwood logo.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I shouldn't think it would be hard to make. Black T-shaped pillow with the white hexagons applied in felt, or perhaps stitched on in white fabric.

My dad did a very good side business in custom pillows when the bespoke business was slow. You've no idea what some people will ask for if you have a smiling and non-judgmental face.

[amand_r]

::thinks:: You're right. That could be a very lucrative business.

[ask_captainjack]

We can sell them in the Tourist Office!

But we can't tell them what Torchwood does. Just that it's cool to own the brand. Torchwood is cool, muthafuckah!!! That's something you can shout when they ask you what the pillows mean.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, so, like Abercrombie&Fitch. We don't know who they are, but it's cool to have their t-shirt!