Pantsless Coed

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

I have a problem with my pants. Not in them (sadly), but with them. For some reason, they continue to fall apart. When I put them on the zipper will break and prove useless. I can't go walking around with my zipper down or my pants falling off.

I've gone through possible reasons why this is happening. The pants aren't old and

Comments

Re: SPEAKING OF COT

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You know what to do in that case. You borrow mine.

Re: SPEAKING OF COT

[ask_captainjack]

You know I love that buckle. I'm always sticking my pinkie in to twist the little wheels.