BATTLE BEAGLE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

When Jack found Max and made The Internet convince me we should keep him, I reckoned he was about six or seven weeks old. It's an interesting (actually it's really not that interesting) fact that horses in most competitive activity always turn a year older on January first, and if it's good enough for horses it's good enough for beagles, I suppose

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[sevendayloan]

I have a beagle, and I too continue to suspect him of being evil. He is clearly to cute and fluffy and adorable to be harmless.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

My point exactly. Also, their howls are like what would happen if someone stubbed their toe in Hell.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Max does that, only for "pillow" read "my face" and "bark" read "sleep".

[sevendayloan]

Your face is haunted? :O

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Apparently he thinks it is, and that the proper exorcism is to nap on it.

[sevendayloan]

That is phase one. Be careful, Ianto, or you may find yourself surrendering to the hell hound of Super!Fluffy!Cuteness!

[sevendayloan]

Well, mine doesn't howl, though he does bark for hours at one specific pillow.

The pillow was haunted.

It was this action that convinced me that beagles are perfect for detected aliens. Good luck training the little bugger and stopping him from, say, devouring your soul in the dead of winter.