BATTLE BEAGLE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

When Jack found Max and made The Internet convince me we should keep him, I reckoned he was about six or seven weeks old. It's an interesting (actually it's really not that interesting) fact that horses in most competitive activity always turn a year older on January first, and if it's good enough for horses it's good enough for beagles, I suppose

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[oh_doask]

He's a bit young maybe, more's the pity. Still, you can arrange for a meeting, yes? For old times' sake, eh?

Fuzzy thing, oh yeah.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You.

Show up anywhere near him and you'll get neutered around the same time he does.

[oh_doask]

That still gives us a few months of sexy, hot, entirely potent loving--

I wouldn't HAPPEN TO be standing anywhere near any place of interest, of course. No, doesn't LOOK like it AT all in this city of YOURs. There doesn't happen to be sudden CCTV CAMERA failure either in certain parts of Cardiff.

Oops.

Hey is there a bell to ring somewhere?

PS. There's a code in there. Just thought I'd make it easy.

I'M WAVING.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

For fuck's sake, Hart. DON'T WAVE THAT, put it away.

[oh_doask]

Oh you are such a *prude*, Yahn-toe! It's my 'It's Wales, who the fuck screwed me over this time' hello!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If you're arrested for public indecency none of us are going to get you out of jail OR come to the orgy you will no doubt try to start at the station house.

Seriously, zip it up. And then we will negotiate the terms of me not killing you and lying to Jack about it.

[oh_doask]

Who gave you sour grapes to suck on this morning? Zipped up, zipped in, there see- oh is that the local paramilitary group? Yellow jackets, stern faces? Oh he's impressed by my zip action, oh see, are you watching?

Anyway, joking. He isn't impressed. Are you watching?!

See ma, no hands.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Yes, I am watching, and contemplating your demise. Cheer up though, Jack probably won't let me kill you outright.

[oh_doask]

Think he'll like my gun?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Which one, of the six you currently have on and the three additional in that bag you checked at the TIC Downtown earlier?

Compensating, are we, Hart?

[oh_doask]

Would you fetch them and set me up in Jack's room while I sort this out? There's a good boy, see I'll even let you handle my tools in return.

Oh he *likes* this one. Likes it hard.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

There are not enough ways to say "no" in the entire English language. Do you speak Welsh?

[oh_doask]

You really do have a language? THAT's why the sheep looked at me like I didn't know what I was doing, all my wooing for nothing.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Maybe they're just not that into you.

[oh_doask]

You think? That'd be a first.

You're not really letting them take me down to their little Heddlu headquarters, right? Show some love, here.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm not only allowing it, I'm recording it. Enjoy your stay with Cardiff's finest! They might think more of you than the sheep, though I doubt it.